SMARTIES ANYONE?
posted Tuesday, 25 January 2005
SMARTIES ANYONE?
Now this is getting really silly. Here I am, completely prepared for some nasty things to be happening, and all I can say is that there is bit of tingling in the extremities. I now have to question whether the Wizards are giving me sweets or real drugs in an effort to cut costs. I am on day 5 of a fourteen day course and I can honestly say that I get worse side effects from watching American sitcoms and if that there’s no worsening, I’m almost regretting that I didn’t start when I was 18.
I admit that I have something of a problem. Apart from the fact that I am very overweight and walk like a turtle (not so much the speed, rather the legs moving out to the sides at random), I am told that I am an absolute picture of health. This must make people wonder whether the Wizard is just putting the cancer on the scans with blobs from a felt tip marker and doing all the other tests for a laugh. In truth I would have only myself to blame – it was me who said not to take it too seriously and yes, I started taking the piss out of him first.
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