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Hospital gowns

posted Sunday, 15 February 2004

WHY THEY HELL DO HOSPITAL GOWNS FASTEN AT THE BACK? As you are presumably there because you are not exactly feeling 100%, why do they think you can fasten several tie strings behind your back? I think they must have CCTV in the changing rooms and sit there howling with laughter as a 17 stone steel worker (that's not me - I don't work in steel) struggles to get into a size 8 mini dress which has 7 unaligned strings to tie. They then struggle to examine/operate on you because most stuff involves working on you from the front. I want an answer.